I’m sarcastic because I care. http://twitter.com/Jake_WTumblr (3.0; @freebeerandtshirts)http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r9tvIcwi1r1mpi1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Obligatory reblog of this.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.hilarioushumorfromouterspace.com/post/21522950616/stay-away-from-this-blog-if-you-hate-laughing">hilarioushumorfromouterspace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.hilarioushumorfromouterspace.com">Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!</a></p> </blockquote>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/21552921067http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/21552921067Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:08:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2uzod02Qy1ruqq03o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I own this on CD. It’s alright, IMO.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erolpxe.tumblr.com/post/21542231997">erolpxe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>That OP. I love it even more than the first—which is hard for an anime to accomplish, with me being as picky as I am! Anyway, starting TWGOK episode 8. And yes, I do love the series. It needs to get a little farther to be a favorite, however.</p> </blockquote>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/21552717655http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/21552717655Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:04:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll1rt3kFp51qgepg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An actual essay from a professor at my university’s world history class. The question was “What were Hitler’s 5 biggest mistakes?” Transcription of the response:</p> <p>1) He didn’t make sure that the people were ready and on the same page as he. 1860’s.</p> <p>2) Hitler invaded a foreign country. 1841.</p> <p>3) Hitler advised the military wrongly by pushing them back in 1841.</p> <p>4) Hitler decided things on his own. 1829.</p> <p>5) Hitler was not a good president. 1811.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/5397945704http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/5397945704Wed, 11 May 2011 16:05:00 -0400funny,.world historyhitlerus presidentwe're doomedexam responsesessayswwiisadcollege studentsnon campus mentis<object width="400" height="233" id="msnbc797d2" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" /><param name="FlashVars" value="launch=41408119&width=420&height=245" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed name="msnbc797d2" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640" width="400" height="233" flashvars="launch=41408119&width=420&height=245" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Because it was evidently a slow news day, here’s a teacher who can shove 92 pencils into his mouth!</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3102148217http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3102148217Fri, 04 Feb 2011 03:16:37 -0500MSNBCoddweirdmumbaipencils92 pencils<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg32mrGKnF1qgepg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This happened in my apartment during my sophomore year. My roommate wanted to make sure I knew to take out the trash, so I wrote back telling him I had.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3102095339http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3102095339Fri, 04 Feb 2011 03:08:00 -0500I DID ITYOU BASTARDtrashtake out the trash<a href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/854025-unluckiest-man-in-world-struck-by-lightning-while-on-phone">Having a bad day? Be thankful you're not this guy!</a>: <p>Headline says it all: “<span>Man stabbed with knife, robbed at gunpoint, locked in taxi boot, and bitten by two snakes at same time struck by lightning while on phone.” (But do check out the article).</span></p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3082766952http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3082766952Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:51:42 -0500unluckybad daylightning<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldep831b9w1qai2z2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An excellent unorthodox approach to protecting your car.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3082684761http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3082684761Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:45:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfze8uc0DB1qgepg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Image Macro of the Day: How to get little children to be quiet at the zoo.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3064742712http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3064742712Wed, 02 Feb 2011 03:29:18 -0500image macroimage macro of the dayhumorquietzoolittle childrenfunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf14meUEzT1qcepa1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I know I am. #that70sshow</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3063242973http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3063242973Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:53:57 -0500<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/cameras-photography/d2bf/">At last, a DIY colonoscopy kit!</a>: <p>(H/T @naxace on Twitter)</p> <p><img align="middle" src="http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/d2bf_handheld_video_inspection_camera.jpg" width="400" height="614"/></p> <p>Oh yeah, I can think of so many uses for this. Some are even legal!</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3063157760http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3063157760Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:47:00 -0500thinkgeekthink geekcameraphotographycolonoscopyDIY<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvk87vME51qgepg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Image Macro of the Day: Let’s Have a Staring Competition!</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3027379656http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3027379656Mon, 31 Jan 2011 01:48:07 -0500pulp fictionimage macrohumorfunnystaring competition<iframe width="400" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FpWpdcR63ms?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Rob Paravonian makes a very good point about a-holes on the internet.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3010053717http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3010053717Sun, 30 Jan 2011 05:24:02 -0500Rob Paravonianvideoyoutubecomedyhumorassholes on the internetinterneta-holesassholesa-holes on the internetmusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftpp246wT1qgepg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is this Charlie Sheen’s cat?</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3008065632http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3008065632Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:51:01 -0500cocaineso much cocainecharlie sheenrehabcocaine's a hell of a drugimage macrofunnyhumor<a href="http://dailycaller.com/2011/01/28/dallas-strip-clubs-worried-about-stripper-shortage-for-super-bowl-weekend/">The Unemployment Situation Hits Home: Dallas strip clubs worried about stripper shortage for Super Bowl weekend</a>: <blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <p>A 9.4 percent unemployment rate? Pish posh! In Dallas-Fort Worth exotic club managers across the city are desperately seeking strippers for Super Bowl weekend.</p> <p>These adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.</p> </blockquote> <p><span> </span></p> <p>Have to admit, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of the “tourist to stripper ratio” as a valid measurement of economic growth (though it may be linked in some ways to growth in…er…”other places”). Still, when you’re running out of strippers, you have to figure your economy really has gone down the crapper.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007882207http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007882207Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:37:00 -0500<a href="http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/29/winter-dill-emma-bergen-county-n-j-turns-to-pickle-juice-to-melt-snow/#ixzz1CTG2Dfos">Snowed in With No Salt? Use Pickle Juice!</a>: <blockquote> <p><span>Bergen County is just across the Hudson from New York – and despite being among the wealthiest counties in the nation, this winter has busted their budget for snow removal. Road salt comes at a hefty premium, and being only halfway through winter, they’ve invested in a new, and much cheaper, snow melter: pickle juice.</span></p> <p><span>While it’s unclear if the mixture ever once contained the delectable deli snack, it’s a green salty liquid that executives say melts snow and ice just as well as solid salt.<span><br/></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p>Personally, I prefer to drink my pickle juice, but that’s just me. Gotta admit, though, that is a pretty clever way to deal with things.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007551943http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007551943Sun, 30 Jan 2011 01:13:40 -0500picklesdillsaltsnowblizzardbergen countynew jersey<a href="http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Monk_shows_off_balls_of_steel">Take it Like a Man! The Art of Steel Crotch Kung Fu</a>: <p>Fellow guys! Have you ever wondered how to take a hit to the groin without falling on the floow curled up in the fetal position clutching your precious jewels (which would surely be lapis lazulis or sapphires at the time) moaning in pain? This Shaolin monk might be able to help:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> <p>He told the audience: “Steel crotch Kongfu is an ancient art, with roots stretching back to ancient China.</p> <p>“It’s a practice to strengthen and protect the male genital organs so there is less chance they are injured or incapacitated in battle.”</p> <p>Cross legged male members of the audience watched in shock as various members of the panel were invited to boot the monk - who simply bowed and smiled after each blow - between the legs.</p> </span></p> </blockquote> <p><span> <p>Though as the article explains, I’m too old to learn the “hard crotch” variety (having not been trained in the discipline since childhood), I can still master “soft crotch Kung Fu which was also said to be good for improving the man’s sex life”.</p> <p>Hmm….</p> </span></p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007326415http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007326415Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:57:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftm9s4Kzb1qgepg5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Image Macro of the Day: A timely reminder of the state of affairs in Egypt.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007024877http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/3007024877Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:37:00 -0500Egyptprotestsegyptian protestswalk like an egyptianimage macrofunny<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb9td2WVch1qzy2lzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Death by Powerpoint: This has happened to me.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/2991267675http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/2991267675Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:58:40 -0500powerpointclasshumorimage macrosdeath by powerpoint<iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yysbbPStfWw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Best. Robot. Action. Sequence. Ever.</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/2991240717http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/2991240717Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:54:00 -0500Enthiran: The Robotactionrobotbollywoodindian cinema<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfs3dnocfs1qgepg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Your Daily Image Macro: Kim Jong-Il has a bucket, a righteousness bucket!</p>http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/2991218325http://freebeerandtshirts.tumblr.com/post/2991218325Sat, 29 Jan 2011 04:51:23 -0500kim jong-ilnorth koreabucketmemeimage macro